Mr Smith goes downstairs
in the morning and his doorman says, "Mr Smith, how are you?"
Smith says, "I feel great." Doorman says, "But
you look terrible!" Smith says, "But I feel great."
When Smith gets to the
office, his secretary asks him how he is. He says, "I feel
great!" She says, "But you look terrible." He says,
"But I feel great." Smith goes to lunch with his friend
and they have just the same conversation. His friend insists that
he goes to the doctor and so that is what Mr Smith does.
The doctor asks what the
problem is. Smith says, "I feel great but I look terrible."
Dr says, "I don't know that ailment so I'll look in my medical
book." The doctor takes out a huge tome. "Feels great,
looks terrible..." he says as he turns the pages, "Feels
great, looks terrible.... Feels gre... I've got it!! You're a