Quacko.com Search Engine - Find Everything You Need Fast
Play Grand Banks Casino. Click Here!

  Body Parts
  Deep Thoughts
  Computers
  Driving Jokes
  Elderly Concerns
  Government
  Idiots
  Kids & Parents
  Marriage Jokes
  Medical Jokes
  Military Jokes
 
Pick Up Lines
  Real Life Idiots
  School Jokes





Contact Us
Feedback
Advertise with Us
Employment
Quacko.com Driving Jokes
Driving Jokes
Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  

The New Drunk Test

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.

"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act." "Well, show me," the officer requested.

So he got out the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.

Another car passed by.

The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving now."

PREVIOUS



Search provided by