woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly
slips over and lands spread legged on the bathroom
floor. She tries to stand up again but realizes that
she landed so hard that her vagina has stuck to the
floor creating such a vacuum that she can't move.
calls out to her husband for help. He tries with all
his strength to lift her up but she won't budge. So
he goes next door and gets the neighbor. Both of them
are pulling like oxen but she just won't move. She
is truly stuck to the floor.
the neighbor says, "Why don't we just get a hammer
and break the tiles around her legs and lift her that
idea," says the husband, "But let me rub
her boobs a little to arouse her."
asks a confused neighbor.
need the lubrication so I can slide her over into
the kitchen. The tiles are cheaper in there."