| Hurtin' |
| (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are
shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. |
| Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be
heaven! |
| Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? |
| Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's
a long way from here. |
| Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long
fall from here. |
| As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting
something? She: What? Me! |
| Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's
missing an angel! |
| Bond. James Bond. |
| Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of
my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. |
| Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When
you fell out of heaven? |
| Do you come here often? |
| Do you have a map? I just keep on getting
lost in your eyes. |
| Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've
ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that
we're together. |
| Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!!
MY JAW!! |
| Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal
your heart. |
| Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out
of here. |
| Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come
here often? |
| How was heaven when you left it? |
| I didn't know that angels could fly so
low! |
| I have only three months to live. .. |
| I must be lost. I thought paradise was
further south. |
| I play the field, and it looks like I
just hit a home run with you. |
| I'm new in town. Could you give me directions
to your apartment? |
| I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her:
No. Well then, please start. |
| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd
put U and I together. |
| If I followed you home, would you keep
me? |
| If you were a tear in my eye I would
not cry for fear of losing you. |
| Is there an airport nearby or is that
just my heart taking off? |
| My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of
your love. |
| So there you are! I've been looking all
over for YOU, the girl of my dreams! |
| Stand still so I can pick you up! |
| Was you father an alien? Because there's
nothing else like you on earth! |
| What time do you have to be back in heaven? |
| What was that sound? It was the sound
of my heart breaking. |
| What's a nice girl like you doing in
a place like this? |
| What's that in your eye? Must just be
a twinkle. |
| What's your favorite position on extramarital
sex? |
| What's your sign? |
| Where have you been all my life? |
| Would you touch me so I can tell my friends
I've been touched by an angel? |
| Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake
together? |
| Wow. |
| You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth. |
| You must be a hell of a thief 'cause
you stole my heart from across the room. |
| Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause
you've got a nice set of buns. |
| Your legs must be tired because you've
been running through my mind all night. |
| [Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat
taken? |