Computer Jokes - Three
times Married Virgin
A woman had been married three times and was
still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
"Well," she said. "The first
time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate
the marriage."
"The second time I married a naval
officer and war broke out on our wedding day."
"The third time I married a Microsoft
Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and
kept telling me how good it was going to be."
